#OR reirei and tano or reirei and wema

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okay so pretty calm-

AHHHHHHHHH TANOOOOOOOO :(((((( that's right neema would NEVER kill him. i'm actually so sad rn hfgjh

lmao nduli and tamka both searching for water, yeah i think ya need it

why does wema have a SECOND hatchet? she's getting a stash atp

WAIT NO NO NOOO I THINK THIS MEANS MADOA IS DEAD FGHGJHDHJS NOOOOOOO :(

part 9. no one is killing each other this is suspicious... /silly

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Outlanders at the Pool headcanons

AKA sneaking into the Pridelands and chilling in Lake Matope/Urembo River until they get caught jfhhfhfgf

It was Janja’s idea after hearing Chungu and Cheezi complain that there wasn’t anywhere they could swim, with Tamka and Nduli doing the same. Janja says “f it” and invites all the hyenas, jackals, and crocodiles to go to a lake or river and take a day off while Jasiri’s away (probably making peace treaty with other kingdoms)

Shupavu and Njano come along, but only to sunbathe. They convince Kenge to join them

Mzingo acts as a lookout for the Lion Guard or any other notable Pridelanders (like the Royal family or key leaders like Makuu and Ma Tembo). If he sees any of them nearby, he’ll tell the Outlanders to hide

Cheezi started spinning in the water for no reason, then Chungu started copying him, then Goigoi. Tamka and Nduli think they’ve gone a little coo-coo crazy. Can’t blame them cuz all they see is three mammals going “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! :D”

Kiburi’s float offers everyone rides. Yes, even Kiburi himself lets Janja ride on him. JUST THIS ONCE. FOR A LITTLE BIT. THEN HE CAN NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN

Janja rides on Kiburi, Chungu on Tamka, and Cheezi on Nduli. Nne and Tano take turns riding on Neema

Reirei likes swimming on her back…until Janja pushes down on her belly, dunking her underwater. The hyenas think it’s hilarious, Reirei does not

It’s okay though, cuz Dogo does the same thing to Janja

Kenge CAN swim, he’s just prefers not to cuz he’s not very good at it. He eventually joins the rest after Janja assumes he can’t

“Nice try, but lizards can’t swim.” *Kenge swims up to him, growling* “AHHH! LIZARDS CAN SWIM!”

Kenge also has Shupavu and Njano on his back while doing so. They’re acting all smug cuz they get to tease Janja and he can’t do anything about it hfhfgf

Goigoi: Should I bother Kenge?

Janja: Do you wanna die?

(Probably happens at some point hfhfgry)

I feel like either Janja or Shupavu would quote the “you’re all going to hell! Goodbye!” vine while gliding by on Kiburi or Kenge bfhfgfgf

The kids have their own version of chicken fights. Wema and Tunu playfully wrestle on Tamka and Nduli’s backs respectively. It started with Tamka telling Wema how crocs roughhouse in the water, then going “watch this!” and splashing Nduli and Tunu. Nduli retaliates by splashing Tamka back and before they knew it, Wema and Tunu started pawing at each other. It’s even more fun when Dogo and Kijana decide to join in on Neema

Everyone gets into a splashing war where nobody, not even Mzingo is safe. Janja and Kiburi started it

Overall, it’s a very fun and relaxing day with absolutely no interrupt—oh shit is that Vitani’s Lion Guard??? SHIT THEY CAN’T KNOW THEY’RE HERE! EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE WATER! GO GO GO!!!!!

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TLG Outlanders Jumanji AU that i have suddenly become obsessed with :) buckle up

i'm mainly basing this off of the 2017 movie, with elements of the 2019 one too

wema, tunu, dogo and kijana are playing when they find a hidden cave, they go in and they find lots of weird paintings on the wall and the floor. ever the inquisitive one, dogo steps into a circle in the middle and they all get sucked into... Jumanji?? or maybe in the TLG universe it's called Mchezo

the adults look for them. the leaders (plus kenge and sumu) and the idiots (plus mwoga, nne, tano and neema) go in two groups to search since the kids were missing for a while. the leaders find the hidden cave first as sumu noticed it in his small size. they get sucked in, and eventually the idiots find it after them

they turn into human versions upon entering the world. yeah they're pretty freaked out lmao

the premise is that they go through trials to "prove" themselves, at the risk of their 3 lives, to get to the final task of saving the kiddos. i'm thinking each of them get a task focused on their skills but all of them are at the will of it, aka any of them could lose a life in any trial

i think the Strengths & Weaknesses bit would be funny. kiburi has no weaknesses, he says smth like "I'm too good to be weak 😏" and then 'Pride' pops up hfgdhdh. tamka's weakness would be cake because i think it'd be funny. nduli's is picking up cool rocks. i would say goigoi's would be sleeping but he'd lose all 3 in an instant. the list goes on

reirei is mad because she gets the boring map-reader job lol, despite that she saves everyone's asses so

i imagine sumu is like Milo, he gives them the information in a really deadpan tone lmao. it's like "... Oh no..." "Spit it out, will you?!" "... Mandrills. We should go" and he just continues spilling knowledge while they're running for their lives lmao

you know how in the second movie Bethany/Milo is a horse? yeah nne and tano are straight up just themselves- they're hyenas but realistic, like they didn't change 💀 they're just there doing hyena laughs and absolutely savaging people in the fights

the ostrich scene from the second movie would be funny. maybe the hyenas are the drivers 👀 NONE of them trust their lives with janja, chungu or cheezi but somefuckinghow.. they don't die

in a trial where the leaders are really trapped, guess who sneaks in and saves them? Ushari!!! that was actually all of their reactions as soon as he spoke and they knew it was him. shupavu hugs him on impulse and then gets awkward about it lol, they're happy to see him

ushari explains how he didn't actually die when scar was destroyed but he escaped the volcano and happened across the hidden cave. he's been trapped ever since and obviously presumed dead. he's been stuck with 1 life because he needed the others to complete the rest of the trials :(

there's a dance fight where kiburi has to defeat the guards without being all guns blazing about it. literally the same as the scene with Martha. it's so funny at first bc he doesn't know what the fuck to do - i hc him as demi, he can't flirt with someone he doesn't know😭 - but when a song (prolly rap?) starts playing he beats their asses easy

little did they know the exact same thing was happening on the opposite side of the building, just with the idiots. tamka, nduli and neema also get their cool moment of beating people up, dance fight style! it's mainly tamka because he actually DOES have a strength in acting :)

the leaders and the idiots enter the building at the same time and it's an "Oh Shit!" spiderman pointing meme moment lmao. from this point on they do the trials together

the vultures fly the helicopters. you can imagine how well that goes. it's just like in the movie where something immediately breaks 😭 i think it'd be cool if kenge was the one to fix the helicopter, giving him a hero moment! imagine it

"Kenge, you did it! :D"

"Guess I did"

"Um... Oops"

"What Janja?"

"I dropped the jewel 😶"

"YOU WHAT?!?!"

janja loses a life in that scene from the rhinos 😭 do i wanna traumatise mzingo that much? idk. i just feel like that is such a janja thing to happen. fridge's character is janja-coded lmfao

"YOU PUSHED ME OUT THE HELICOPTER! >:("

that scene where fridge pushes spencer off a cliff? yeah that obviously happens. i'm thinking reirei and janja squabbling. would be funny if janja pushes reirei off impulsively and he just stands there, in shock, waiting to get yelled at when she respawns 😭

there's one of those Step On The Right Pieces trials. kiburi is being all cocky, steps on the wrong one and loses a life- bro gets absolutely humbled lmao. i think the skinks would be good at that trial for some reason

some random trial ideas: a "sleeping lions" type trial for goigoi. a "follow (copy) the leader" trial for mzingo. a food temptation one for the idiots??

jasiri definitely has a trial where she helps someone or shows that the "bad guy" NPCs can be good or somethin. that's probably the last trial before the finale

at the last trial they all work together to save the kiddos! it's really wholesome at the end because they saved the kids, they actually achieved something, they worked together, AND they got ushari back! :)

bonus:

based on the second movie, i was considering a different version of this au where janja purposefully enters the game to prove himself and it's more of a lesson of how it's not just about his strength, but the strength of all of them

janja just thinks he ain't good enough, especially not being leader of his clan anymore, but it's through working together when the others come after him that he realises that ain't true. just an extra thought i had :)

might make a follow up post because i came up with this in an afternoon just for fun 😭

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inspired by this post :)

Regularly says fuck: Kenge, Janja, Kiburi, Tamka, Neema, Nne, Tano, the Skinks

Has sworn off saying fuck, but has said it at some point: Reirei, Mzingo

Has not said fuck before, but can if so desired: Ushari, Sumu, Chungu, Cheezi

Has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it: Jasiri, Madoa, Goigoi, Mwoga

Legally cannot say fuck: Wema, Tunu, Dogo, Kijana, Nduli

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what do you think the outlanders' human names would be, like tamka as ‘tommy’? :3

OOOH I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ACTUALLY!!!!

Jasiri-Jasmine(?)

Madoa- Maddie

Janja-John/Johnny

Chungu-Chris

Cheezi-Charlie

Nne-Noah

Tano-Theo

Wema-Willa

Tunu-Tyler

Reirei-Rebecca

Goigoi-Grady

Dogo-Daniel/Danny

Kiburi-Kevin

Tamka-Tommy

Nduli-Nicky

Neema-Either Nelson, Niles, or Naeem (which is arabic apparently and is Neema’s name with the letters switched lmao

Mzingo-Maxwell

Mwoga-Matthew

Ushari-Ulysses

Kenge-Ken

Shupavu-Savannah(?)

Njano-Nathan, but he sometimes goes by ‘Nate’

Sumu-Sam

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Out of all the outlanders, who would look the best in an ugly xmas sweater?

oh my god this is the best question /pos. my first immediate thought was goigoi because i feel like he's the kind of guy who would wear an ugly xmas sweater and be completely happy with it. he looks the best in one because he's the happiest in one :]

since we're here, have some more ugly christmas sweater ideas :3

reirei has a sweater which says “best mom” or something. the threads are extremely messy because her kids made it for her <3

i feel like the skinks would be matching — they wear the absolute ugliest of ugly sweaters but they match their colours. they're probably cursed/inappropriate ones too

i lied, janja probably has the most cursed sweater but jasiri won't let him wear it and instead she makes him wear one of those super itchy ones that's like . knitted by a grandma

chungu and cheezi's sweaters have puns on them. they keep saying the puns constantly

kiburi and/or kenge have sweaters with the grinch on them, which works out well since, y'know, they're green

neema, nne and tano have sweaters which just say “merry fuck you” or something. their christmas spirit is non existent they just like to eat the buffet and watch the chaos

sumu wears this /j

the ones with ‘normal’ or cute sweaters: jasiri, madoa, wema, tunu and nduli

i tried to find funny british sweaters that the vultures could wear but to no avail 😔 my country has failed me /silly

if ushari is alive in this then he would wear one that's super bright and flashy but it says “i woke up for this” because he's so tired

anddddd finally! based on @devilsrecreation's Home Alone idea, either dogo or tamka wear this:

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Giving the Outlanders Halloween Costumes in honor of the spooky month

Jasiri-witch

Janja-vampire

Chungu-Patrick

Cheezi-Spongebob

Nne-Freddy Krueger

Tano-Jason Voorhees

Madoa-evil queen

Wema-fairy princess

Tunu-ghost

Reirei and Goigoi are gonna be Cosmo and Wanda jfhghjj

Dogo-mummy

Kijana-Cleopatra

Kiburi-King K Rool

Tamka-a mobster

Nduli-he’d make the cutest cowboy

Neema-the Phantom of the Opera bc fuck it why not

Kenge-either a dragon or Godzilla

Sumu-either a ninja or Scorpion from Mortal Kombat

Mzingo-The Grim Reaper

Mwoga-Zombie

Shupavu-Ghost bride

Njano-Devil OR, hear me out…Beetlejuice hdhdhdhd

Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed have a group costume: they’re Team Rocket HFGFJDGDHDHDGDG

And Ushari doesn’t need a costume cuz he’s already a ghostie :)

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Outlander friendships I’d like to see in a hypothetical spinoff

Chungu, Cheezi, Goigoi, Tamka, and Nduli-The idiot squad (Mwoga sometimes joins them too)

Chungu and Tamka

Nduli and Cheezi

Janja and Kiburi

Kenge and Kiburi (listen I’m not saying they’d be best friends, but it’d be interesting)

Kenge and Sumu

Njano and Hodari (smol besties)

Nne, Tano, and Neema

Dogo, Kijana, Wema, and Tunu

Girl squad with Jasiri, Madoa, Reirei, and Shupavu

The skinks and Kenge

The skinks and Sumu

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WHATT THE FUCKKKKK. THIS IS PUNCH TO THE STOMACH AFTER PUNCH TO THE STOMACH

DOGO NOOO :( JASIRI!!! NOOOOOOOOO

i'm not gonna ask what's going on with kenge and sumu but if they're having a good time then good for them BECAUSE LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE IS

REIREI??!? I JOKED ABOUT YOU BEING LIKE SCARLET OVERKILL EARLIER BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT?? WHY ARE YOU KILLING THE IDIOTS- YOUR HUSBAND'S FRIENDS??????? HELP. THIS IS LIKE 'RUN THIS DUMP' R-RATED OR SOME SHIT

oh shupavu, wema and cheezi are chill c:

NEVER FUCKING MIND BACK TO MADNESS. TANO WHAT YA DOIN??? NOT GOIGOI!!!! :((( NOW REIREI'S GONNA GO EVEN MORE BATSHIT

okay this one's REALLY fucking funny, neema really said (or growled) 'gtfo this my fire' HJHJFHSJFHJHJD and of course njano is there

TAMKA? TAMKA. TAMKA NO. STOP. BAD. DON'T KILL A CHILD??!!?!?!??!?! IS THIS ABOUT NEEMA'S FIRE BC DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON KIJANA?????????

me too ushari, me too. and poor madoa :(

kenge, sumu, shupavu, wema and cheezi: wow, life isn't too bad huh

dogo, ushari and madoa: damn i'm sad

everyone else: ??!?!????!!?!!!!?????!!??!?!????!!!!??????

part 4. what the hell guys. i think i've gone insane

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"run this dump" screenshots :)

mwoga is an honorary The Outlands Idiots member. also i don't think his name was mentioned before this ep but i may well be wrong

i love the how everyone's all "Oh shit, Scar's here!" they're like a rowdy class when the teacher comes back and shouts at them 💀 you know it's serious when goigoi wakes up

collective hatred of what scar forces them to do lol

had to include goigoi's "I think it's cozy!" lmao also we would have had all the Idiots in this scene if tamka didn't walk off the face of the earth. though i understand the animators can only fit so many characters in one scene (such as nne and tano not being present).

this makes me wonder what the the jackal pups do when the rest of their pack is out on these missions?? maybe they sneak out to play with wema and tunu cuz that would be really cute

love the croc expressions. i just realised that reirei and kiburi never directly fight (with the exception of all of later in this episode). they actually agree with each other most of the time. in terms of this scene: janja bullies them both but not mzingo. reirei bullies janja (+ the vultures earlier). mzingo bullies reirei and kiburi but not janja.

so there's underlying allyships of janja & mzingo (referencing their first appearance) and reirei & kiburi which i think is pretty cool

bro is NOT amused. also i love this repeated expression nduli has

i like this shot! also neema and nduli kinda look like kenge from afar??

will be more in a repost!! :3